Veggietales Ü 2 The Awakening of the Ü (Reupload)
This Funnypasta was inspired by Chimichangar and Oliver Charles. Let me know if there are any grammar errors and leave your reviews in the comments.
I have always been a fan of Veggietales. It's my favorite animated series. It's way better than SpongeBob and The Loud House.
I love it so much I work at an animation studio that animates some stuff for Veggietales. Anyways after a long day at my job I went home and popped in the VHS tape of Dave and The Giant Pickle.
I was watching the episode while enjoying a beer when my roommate arrived home, “Hey, I got you a veggietales DVD” He said. I own all the veggietales episodes on vhs and DVD so I was expecting an episode I already had, But this one was an entirely new episode.
It had a really strange…
Ü Love Toy Trains (Reupload)
I decided to reupload some stories that chimi deleted. This story isn't mine.
Ü Love Toy Trains
By TwilightZone82
I love trains, I’ve been into them all my life. Model trains, real trains, virtual trains, you name it.
Among the many facets of my train-filled childhood was the I Love Toy Trains series from T M Books and Videos. For those of you who are unfamiliar, I Love Toy Trains mainly revolved around showing clips of model trains, typically from the Lionel brand, set to either music or some other commentary. The show was hosted by Jeff, the son of Thomas McComas, the head of T M Books and Videos, and he would occasionally give commentary about some aspect or another about trains and how they worked.
But most people don’t know, there is an u…
SURPRISE
HAVE NO FEAR, ELMO'S WORLD Ü 6 IS HERE!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YXpVTEB89HAT25NLHvBSMW8H29VZu58KG4Clbu_IMko/edit?usp=sharing
Elmo's World Ü is being rebooted.
I’m not gonna beat around the bush here. Elmo's World Ü has made no progress. None. 0. Nothing has been done since the last sneak peak. And, Y'know what? I think it’s time.
Elmo's World Ü is getting a reboot.
Now, I know what you’re thinking.
"OmG I wAnT My ElMo'S WorlD U 6666!!!!!!!"
I know, I know. I understand, but let me explain why this is the case.
First, progress. The show has made NO progress since STORY 5 WAS FINISHED.
I didn’t do ANYTHING. I lost my spark and kept losing track of writing and time. I got bored of this. I definitely did. When opening a story, I was like “This again?”.
Second and finally, I hated this version Elmo's World Ü.
That’s a strong word, yes, but hear me out.
EWÜ stories 1 to 3 I really did love, and I had so, SO mu…
Molly of Denali: The Lost Episode (Devonte Verison)
Do you like drinking milk? Did you know milk comes from fucking cows? Well, I have one fear, And that is milk loss. Fuck Fuck Fuck! FUCK ASS SHIT ASS CUM SHIT TITS.
Where did my fucking mind go? Alright, Let's get this overwith. Have you heard of Molly of Denali? It's a show on PBS Kids that features a 10 year old alaskan girl who discovers what it's like in the state of Alaska. Well I'll have you know that I was one of the designers of the show.
Anyways, My name is Gru and I Have my brother dru In fact, I was an intern at PBS working closely for Molly of Denali. I worked as a co writer making up ideas for the next episode. It wasn't until I got fired for making a secret episode where Molly and her friends go skinny dipping because of the vi…
Kids Favorite Songs 2: The Cursed Copy (Hewkii version)
There were some sort of lyrics in a song from a video by Sony Wonder called Kids Favorite Songs 2. Before I tell you all about it, I know what you are going to say. You're about to say, "Where's the first one?" That's none of your business. I'm pretty sure the first one is on YouTube including the 2nd one.
Okay, So Kids Favorite Songs is from Sesame Street and was part of a 2 movie series. No! Not an actual movie! I'm sorry, I'm pissed after I saw a cursed copy of Kids Favorite Songs 2. It caused cartoon characters including movie you know whatever to come into my house.
I've had this strange feeling that it caused a imagination of random shit from different universes. Here is my story. What's up, my friend? My name is Aldo. I’m bill’s frien…
SuperMarioLogan: Saying Our Goodbyes to Jeffy (Mewtwo Fantastic Verison)
I know I promised not to spill the beans on this or anything, but I must let it out...
You may or may not have heard of a relatively popular Youtube series called "SuperMarioLogan" a show in which Mario characters (or sometimes other Nintendo characters or random puppets) have wacky and sometimes risque conflicts that they need to solve in some weird way.
The show is mostly watched by 13 year old boys, despite the humor being a bit too suggestive. I myself am a 15 year old girl. Yes I know, I’m sort of weird, but that's besides the point in all honesty.
SuperMarioLogan was and still is a huge hit, earning millions, and I mean millions of views each day, now having almost 5 million subscribers, it's quite crazy seeing a youtuber who films hims…
Anthony Gets Diabetes (Devonte Verison)
Credited to GarfieldFan1997 (a.k.a Ashley Armbruster)
I think we can agree that the shows we watch on TV once in a while can be a pain in the ass. In fact, speaking of which, those programs like Be Cool Scooby Doo and Planet Sheen, they suck hard! I mean, what is the point of fucking flanderizing our favorite characters?
No one ever knows but I believe the creators are on drugs. Anyways, my name is Surly. I am a purple squirrel who is the leader of Liberty Park, or a racoon was once the leader. If there’s one show I hate on this earth, It would have to be The Wiggles. Now I know what you are asking, what the fruity crap is wrong with that australian band?
Well, here’s the problem. Back in the day, my wife Andie would always play the song Hot …
Anthony gets diabetes (Hewkii edition)
I think we can agree that the shows we watch on TV once in a while can be a pain in the fuckin’ ass. In fact, speaking of which, those programs like Be Cool Scooby Doo and Planet Sheen, they suck ass! I mean, what is the fucking point of fucking flanderizing our favorite characters?
No one ever knows but I believe the creators are on drugs. Anyways, my name is Surly. I am a purple squirrel who is the leader of Liberty Park, or a racoon was once the leader. If there’s one show I hate on this earth, It would have to be The Wiggles. Now I know what you are asking, what the fruity crap is wrong with that australian band?
Well, here’s the problem. Back in the day, my wife Andie would always play the song Hot Potato to the children who visited the…
The Prince Of Egypt Bootleg Version (Devonte Verison)
What the fuck?
When the FUCK are you supposed to watch The Prince Of Egypt? Do you watch it at Fucking Halloween? Or do you watch it at Christmas Or Summer? Are you supposed to watch it BEFORE On CARTOON Fucking Network?
🎶Money, it be comin' like a, uh, yeah (Money it be comin' like a)
Money, it be comin' like a waterfall (Water, uh)
Ninjas talkin' mean, but I can never fall (Never fall)
Yeah, uh, woah, way! (Uh, yeah)
Money, it be comin' like a waterfall, uh (Like a waterfall)
Ninjas talkin' mean and they want me to fall (Want me to fall)
I'm gettin' money with the money, and it won't even fall (Fall)
I cannot relate, uh, all you do is hate, uh
All you can't relate, uh, what the fuck is this, uh
But I'm eatin' cake, uh, where that ninja stay, uh
Yeah…
Thomas Gets Scrapped But Spanish
Thomas & Friends (o completamente conocido como Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends y conocido como Thomas the Tank Engine) es una serie de televisión infantil británica que se emitió por primera vez en la red ITV en 1984 y está basada en la serie de libros The Railway Series. por el reverendo Wilbert Awdry y su hijo, Christopher Awdry.
Comenzó a transmitirse en los Estados Unidos a través de Shining Time Station en enero de 1989 hasta el 1 de septiembre de 2020 cuando todos los episodios de duración regular de la temporada 24 se lanzaron en los EE. UU. En Netflix. La serie terminó de transmitirse en orden de transmisión en el Reino Unido el 20 de enero de 2021. El último episodio de la serie 1984-2020 producido en general es "Thomas and the R…
Playing Hooky (Devonte Verison)
I really don’t like my fucking parents at all. What do I FUCKING mean? Well, my parents, they treat me like an absolute asshole and shit. They make me watch baby shows whenever I get in trouble just so I can learn a little life lesson on bad stuff like smoking, watching NC-17 movies etc.
But to get the elephant out of the room, I’d like to tell you a little bit about myself. because mine's been absolute shit. It's been the shittiest day I've ever had, and that's a pretty big accomplishment on the shit scale, considering I've had some pretty shitty days before.
But amazingly, because it's honestly the 8th fucking wonder of the world at this point, my day somehow managed to get worse. How the FUCK that happens, I don't know.
I woke up to the …
Arthur: The Original Finale
What the fuck?
When the FUCK are you supposed to watch Arthur
Or do you watch it at On PBS Fucking Kids?
Why does PBS give more to rich kids than poor kids, anyway?
You know what, fuck PBS, Or Fucking Dash And Dot Anyone over the age of like fuckin' 12 knows there's no such thing as Dash And Dot Anyway, I decided to watch Arthur THAT was fuckin' disgusting. I got banned from the Amazon.
I looked at the fucking price and it was $6.66 and I was a little confused and the description said "YOU RUINED MY FUCKING TIKTOK, YOU DICK!" I was even more fucking confused but I bought it anyway because it was the cheapest Arthur VHS I could find and I was short on budget, 6 minutes later I heard a knock at my door and the VHS was delivered to my house I Told…
Transformers: Stitched Together (Devonte Verison)
As an 80s kid, I fucking hate Transformers. I watched fucking the cartoon, had all the toys, and I even owned Megatron, the one who transformed into a fucking gun. I did realize that Transformers was aimed at boys than girls, but I didn't care. When Generation 2 was released in 1992, it was disappointing and I subsequently ignored the other generations of Transformers as a female teen. As for my personal life, it fucking sucked.
I got these boring jobs such as mowing the fucking lawn and worst of all, babysitting and putting jar in my ass. I fucking hated it a lot, you have bratty kids you have to take care of winch can get fucking annoying. Yep, I was a terrible babysitter. But it didn't matter, as I was saving money for a DVD of the original c…
A big day for Pooh (hewkii edition)
I think we can all agree that Disney Junior fucking sucks now, and it's mostly because Disney has no clue on what the fuck it's even doing anymore, and neither do I.
The programs now are complete and utter shit, and though we do occasionally get gems like Doc McStuffins and Sofia The First, but more often than that they're real bad. However it wasn't always like that.
If you grew up in the 1990's or early 2000's, you'll know that Disney Junior which was named Playhouse Disney at the time was actually pretty good with some fantastic programs including Bear In The Big Blue House, Handy Manny, Etc.
It was February 14, 2011 when the network changed to Disney Junior, and that was the day when Playhouse Disney died, and the magic went away.
However…
The Devil & Bluey Heeler (Hewkii Verison)
DaveTheUselessLover 1995, if you dare undo my edits, I will fuck you up! “stop editing this story with your own sentences” MY FUCKING ASS. STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
And Also This A Reupload By Me, But Different
Well hellooooooooooo nurse! Wait, I mean, Well hello there space ranger! It’s nice to see you for this story you’re going to read or hear. The name’s Rex, Rex Dangervest. I’m a lego figure who is a man in space saving people’s lives from lego asteroids. Here’s a question for you. Did you ever watch this show called Bluey?
If you haven’t, I’ll just start off by saying that Bluey is a very weird show in my humble opinion. In my case, the show is basically Peppa Pig but with dogs. It centers around a blue australian cattle dog named Bluey who l…
Caillou Ü
Note: If you think this creepypasta is a rip of 'Caillou: Daddy's Secret' by assumption of title similarities, it isn't. Read the creepypasta for yourself before making prior assumptions.
If you watched PBS Kids at some point in the 2000s, there is a chance at some point in that time period that you have watched or at least heard of Caillou. If by some chance you don't know what it is, you're pretty lucky, as I will give you a synopsis. Caillou is a Canadian children's cartoon that ran from 1997 to 2010. The show's main protagonist is a 4 year old bald headed boy named Caillou and it details his everyday life with his family and friends. If you want my opinion on the show, I'll tell you that I find it very fuckin’ cringeworthy and annoying,…
Jeffy.exe
LISTEN FOR A SUITABLE EXPERIENCE WHILE READING: This creepypasta has similarities with Sonic.exe. So don't say HURR DURR YOU COPIED SONIC.EXE.
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My creepypasta
I made a creepypasta named Gaithers Pond Blood Water, I really want Dave to read this let me know if there are any grammar errors.
My Creepypasta
https://geosheas-lost-episodes.fandom.com/wiki/Geoshea%27s_Lost_Episodes_Wiki:Drew_Pickles_Diarrhea
The Video of Lost episode of The Academy Awards
Here's a video that DaveTheUseless made yesterday, Hope you enjoy!
New pasta that DaveTheUseless should read
Noticed there hasn't been a new blog in years, so I thought I'd liven things up by sharing my latest pasta: https://cjaymarch.wikia.com/wiki/Littlest_Pet_Shop_Animated_Short_E04_-_%22Eau_de_Pepper%22_(Alternate_Ending)
Something blog! 2 eletric boogallo
Hey guys, this is my second wikia blog, i don't know what to do for this so just ask me random shit.
Welcome to the CJayMarch Wiki!
Welcome to the CJayMarch wiki! I wanted to create a credible place on these here Internets where my stories, music, voice acting, and other projects and info can be accessed. Especially seeing how a lot of wikis I use are constantly reinventing themselves, I feel that having my own place provides stability.
Some potential ideas for future articles:
- Pages about trends, patterns, cliches, etc. you've noticed in DaveTheUseless videos.
- Pages documenting Fermented Sloths songs.
- Pages about authors of some of the stories I've narrated in CreepyPasta videos.
Thanks much,
cjaymarch84/DaveTheUseless/etc.