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So once upon a time I was browsing the Internet for funny retro video game reviews, and I came across this guy named Chris Bores, aka 'The Irate Gamer'. He made a hilarious video in which the Yo Noid character from Yo Noid was trying to steal pizza from him while he played the Yo Noid game. I thought this was a ball and I like pizza, so I began to watch more and more videos and admired his use of special effects and video gaming knowledge. He even had an evil version of himself who looked just like Kirk Cobain wearing a hobo hat! I had a few hearty laughs at the appropriately timed pop culture references.

That was until I watched his Zombies Ate My Neighbors review!!! It featured a skeleton! The skeleton spoke in a stereotypical Jewish accent. After doing some research at the local library, I found a book in Russian (the language native Jewish people speak), and I got my pet dog Ivan who speaks Russian to translate it. It turns out that the Irate Gamer cloned himself and it didn't work out and he killed the clone and hyperrealistic gore flew everywhere, but because he's an environmentalist he recycled the dead person as Ronnie the Skeleton and the gore was put to use on his show so those special effects are actually real human remains. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chris B. playin' some gamez.

The End.


Written by Cjaymarch84

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