you're next

to invest

in Enron

you're gone

you're a goner

a "get-off-my-lawn"er

that means you're old

searching for gold

inside your sink

because you went senile

sorry that's more sad than creepy, i apologize

Evidence that You are Next Edit

The real patrix

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