"Do you have the original kit-kat cause this one says dont eat" I said to gas station man
"Sorry we dont have those one's anymore these dont eat kit-kats are fucking delicious and in fact, im going to have another one" Said the gas station man, well at least I have a whole box of kit-kats at home so I payed for my gas and poured it into my car and went home to eat my kit-kats.
When I got home I noticed that my kit-kat box is gone and a DONT EAT kit-kat is sitting there on my kitchen counter waiting for someone to eat it.
GORE GORE GORE GOOOOOOOORE CAUSED BY FUCKING KIT-KATS!!!!!
GORRRRRRILLLLLA MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSUUUUUUIIIIICCCIIIIDDDEEE!