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The Killer Kit Kat

I was walking down to my local gas station to get some gas for my car, and then I saw a kit-kat I FUCKING LOVE KIT-KATS LITERALLY FUCKING LOVE TO KIT-KAT, But that's not all the kit-kat was called "DONT EAT" ahhh mother fucker I cant eat this well at least I can ask for the classic kit-kat.

"Do you have the original kit-kat cause this one says dont eat" I said to gas station man

"Sorry we dont have those one's anymore these dont eat kit-kats are fucking delicious and in fact, im going to have another one" Said the gas station man, well at least I have a whole box of kit-kats at home so I payed for my gas and poured it into my car and went home to eat my kit-kats.


When I got home I noticed that my kit-kat box is gone and a DONT EAT kit-kat is sitting there on my kitchen counter waiting for someone to eat it.


GORE GORE GORE GOOOOOOOORE CAUSED BY FUCKING KIT-KATS!!!!! 


GORRRRRRILLLLLA MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSUUUUUUIIIIICCCIIIIDDDEEE!

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